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CONCEPTUAL ARTIST COPYRIGHTS HIS OWN MIND
… and Authorizes Exclusive IPO on His Brain
San Francisco conceptual artist Jonathon Keats has recently announced that he has filed with the United States Copyright Office for intellectual property protection on his mind. Because Title 17 of the United States Code stipulates that copyright "endures for a term consisting of the life of the author and 70 years after the author's death", experts have calculated that Jonathon Keats's mind will survive, legally speaking, for precisely seven decades after his body stops working. In order to exploit this opportunity, he will transfer all intellectual property rights to the Jonathon Keats Holding Company immediately upon his death. Operating expenses for the Holding Company will be covered by the sale of Keats's brain.
An initial public offering of futures contracts on his neurons — at a premium of 1/1000 of a cent per neuron, against a 1 cent per neuron postmortem strike price — will take place at the Modernism art gallery, 685 Market Street, San Francisco, on Thursday, October 23rd between 5:30 and 8:00. Refreshments will be served.
The prospectus is here.