Well, around twenty-six years ago, I was hanging around my place, recovering from my ballet accident. This was south Florida, and my mom and aunt were visiting.
While they're getting obligatory sun tans, I get a call from a guy, he tells me to look at yesterday's Miami paper, wedding announcements. There's a picture of an attractive woman in bridal veil, captioned "Mrs. Craig Newmark". I can generally tell the difference between me and not-me with very little supervision.
Anyway, I leave the announcement around and hear some rather gratifying shrieking when she gets back from the pool, calling me a bad name ("stinker".)
Turns out, the other Craig Newmark teaches economics in North Carolina, and runs a very well regarded blog which looks really good to me!