You might recall that when I wander around NYC neighborhoods, I like to drop in on apartment broker agencies who post on our site. I'm not checking in on them, just being curious, and indulging my sense of humor a little.
My visit first creates a combination of disbelief and panic. I don't really say "Sure is a nice place you have here, sure be a shame if…", which is to say I manage to control my sense of humor, but it's tempting.
I've already visited several agencies, and now I'm leaving for the East Village and Lower East side. Need coffee.