Well, thirty years ago, I had my big ballet accident. Mostly, it's a story of dumb things a 25 year old guy will do to meet interesting women.
It only put me in the hospital twice, leaving me with only a few scars and prosthetics.
More importantly, around the same time, the the real Craig Newmark got married. (Congratulations!)
It was fun leaving the announcement around for my (coincidentally visiting) mother to find.