Today I'll be talking at Montclair State University, should go smoothly, and I expect there also that we'll be greeted as liberators. Also, have an exit strategy in hand. (Yes, I intend to ruthlessly recycle that joke.)
Colbert lives in the area, and I expect to depart more doctorate-y, as Dr Dr Newmark. My mother will be there, and pleased.
More here but you gotta dig down.