Dear Craig

DEAR CRAIG: I think the squirrel in my yard is trying to kill me. Help? — SCARED OF SQUIRREL

DEAR SOS: Is he throwing nuts at you? If so, he loves you! Is he throwing a moose at you? Shout out, “But that trick never works!”


rocky and bullwinkle

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